This song by Rod Stewart kinda sums up what i'm feeling now. Some guys DO have all the luck.

As you all know, my hooman left me for 4 ENTIRE DAYS with a TOTAL STRANGER last week. Happily she went off to some market in Thailand. Her excuse was... she wanted to get me a new bed because it is cheaper there. Yes yes.. my hooman is a cheapo cheaper cheapskate.

Here's me in my new bed.

Fitting in.. trying to fit in.. turning left and then right.. and then left again.

Don't you think that this bed is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too small for me? She must be outta her tootles when she's off shopping and just grab a bed for me when it was time to go home. I think she even forget how i look like when she was crazy shopping for other things. That's how she ended up with a smaller than small bed for me.

I did try to fit into it... made myself comfortable. It is very comfy and fluffy... but i am getting CRAMPED LEGS.

Now i am back to my old ikea donut bed with part of my new bed. Nowwww.. this is the right size and comfort. Don't you think so?

My silly hooman will need to bring me along next time if SHE wanna do some bed shopping for me.

Now we are left with a empty half of a bed.

Some guys do have all the luck. Mr P got a perfect size new yellow bed. I think there's favouritism going on around here. How come his bed looks so comfy and big... and cuter... and and and... with wings.

I am the thinkings and the thinkings... i am not loved. BoohoohoooooooooooooooooOOOOooooo On second thoughts... even this blog is named after him. BoohooooooooooooooOOOOoooo

Does anyone want a Curly?
I am good...
I am obedient.
I eat not a lot.
I sleep quite a lot.
I love walkies.
I love women.
I don't quite like very small kids that tug my tail.
I love to chase cats and I love to eat cat food too.
I am Curly.
I am handsome.
I am mostly funny.

Does anyone want me?

^.^
Dommy

13 woofs:

Bailey Be Good! said...

Oh Dom... you could come live with us any day! You're such a cutie!

Tell your mommy she should take measurements with her next time!

When my mommy and my non-furry sister, MT, go to stores, and MT spots a bed she thinks might fit my 60 lb self, mommy says why get a bed when I prefer to sleep on the couch and floor anyway. ;)

Woofs & hugs,

~Bailey

Happy.Bark.Days said...

Hmmm, hey Dommy, have you thought that your hooman is trying to send you a hint with the small bed? I noticed your little round tummy was kinda showing... I don't know, just saying... ;)

Most important thing is that you're happy and comfortable! And it looks like you improvised well with the new cushion on top of your IKEA one. Happy dreams!

scotsmad said...

We KNEW you should have gone!!!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra &Bella

Pebbles said...

Aiyaaaa, you just come and stay with me la. I got two beds, I can let you use one.

Btw, I think that space freak is much more cheaperstae than that hooman of yours!

georgia little pea said...

Oh Dommy, that is so sad that your human forgot what a ginormous dog you are. shame on her and all. but your new + old bed looks very comfy to me. that's what I have now too.

hugs to you. SORRY i didn't get to thank you sooner for getting me something from the market. My human has not been blogging lately and missed everything. She is Very Slack. I am Very Excited.

:) xox

Santa, Minnie and Christmas said...

We are sure it's favouritism there! Why couldn't she get you the same cute bed. That cute bed looks big enough for you.

Remington said...

We have plenty of room here -- just hop on the next plane out and I will meet you at the airport!

Amber-Mae said...

I'll adopt you! We have awesome beds at our home. And cool bean bags too!

DP said...

Oooh, poor Dommy. Your poor homan should have taken you with her!

Just found your blog. Loving it!

-DP and Gracie
Tails and Misadventures of a First Time Shih Tzu Owner

Ann said...

It does look rather suspicious Dom. You could certainly come and live with us. I have a bed that my mom bought me and I won't sleep in it because I prefer the couch. I think it might be just your size.

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
Yes. It looks small.
Come here! We can share the big bed!
Aaaand... my mom would love to sleep on the floor just to make sure we are comfy!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

BeadedTail said...

Oh poor Dommy! Since your mom got you such a small bed maybe that means you can take hers and spread out across it! That's what happens around here!

the booker man said...

dommy dommy dommy!

me 'n asa want you! but you know what? i think miss anny would be very down in the dumps if you left her!!

*woof*
the booker man

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