Grandpa is away on a roadtrip with his buddies. He says he's going to where Avatar was filmed. It must be some pretty exciting place to go. Wish he had taken me along. I could sit very still and pretend to be a stuffie.

But he says no... i have to take care of Anny and secure the house... alone... without the small one to bark along with me. And Anny doesn't bark very well. Well... i do hope grandpa will buy me lots of goodies and probably bring us some pictures to share with all of you. My grandpa does take some pretty awesome pictures.

Since grandpa is not around, we decided to take his old clunky out for a ride and finish up all his petrol. Both grandpa's and Anny's car are old clunkers. If you don't drive them at all for a few days, it probably won't start anymore.

And off we went in the heat of the midday sun in the clunker than clinks and clonks as it speeds away. Anny says she's taking me to a spanking new joint.

How long am i suppose to keep my eyes closed? Are we there yet? 
Can i open my peepers now? Are we there yet?

This is it? Do they have yummy nom noms there? Are we going in...? Are we?

Driving thruuuuuuuuuuu...
For the record... i was in my best behaviour and didn't bark at any of the service crew
Hope they packed an extra sundae for me for my good behaviour

We sure did get some yummy nom noms... 
this old clunker hasn't seen better smells since i came along...

What?? You want me to get into the bag?
How is that even possible?

Are you happy? Can i get my treat now?

A jumping jack in the bag of fries? WHAT?
You think i am some kinda clown?

 Are you happy now?

Being an only dog in the house is hard work sometimes. To get a decent treat, i got to perform like a circus clown. I know i love to do jumping jacks before a walkie... but this is taking jumping jacks too far. Jumping jacks in a bag of fries will just squish all the fries in the bag. Hope she's happy eating all the squishy fries.

Footnote: No Curly was hurt or injured in this post. 
No Curly was given any fries and nuggets too. *BOL* 
Dogs should only eat dog food.

12 woofs:

The Daily Pip said...

OK, don't let my mama read that footnote ... cause I LOVE french fries!!!

Your pal, Pip

Unknown said...

Nom-Nom we love mcdonalds chicken nuggets and burgers minus the onions :)

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! I am glad ... your smiley photos are cute. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Ann said...

Whoa, you got to travel to the land of the golden arches, how lucky you are. I can't believe you had to do jumping jacks for them though.
I loved those shots, they made me laugh. The best laugh I've had all day :)

Oskar said...

Not even a nugget bite? What a bummer. My dad person thinks that dogs should only get dog food too, but most of my other people bend that rule for me on occasions.

Have fun taking care of everyone, I know you'll do a great job.

Nubbin wiggles,

houndstooth said...

I sure hope you got some! I don't get food from the Golden Arches Dinner Club all the time, but I do get the occasional french fry on nursing home visit nights.


Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

The things we do for a treat!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

BeadedTail said...

You did jumping jacks and you still didn't get a french fry? Sheesh!

Maggie Mae and Max said...

I luvs french fries too but mom won't let me haves dem...but dad will. ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Unknown said...

Hmmm I think you make a great happy meal. Nommy.

Anonymous said...

i jump for Anny too..but don't get anything but a whack on me head.


the booker man said...

whaaaat?! you went to mickey d's and you didn't even get a little fry 'n nugget action? what's up with that? i mean, you did all those circus tricks for miss anny, too! miss anny, one little fry or nugget bite isn't gonna hurt dommy! i promise!

*sad puppy eyes on dommy's behalf*
the booker man

pee s -- psssst! dommy, did my beggin' work?? teehee.