The Spanking New Joint

Grandpa is away on a roadtrip with his buddies. He says he's going to where Avatar was filmed. It must be some pretty exciting place to go. Wish he had taken me along. I could sit very still and pretend to be a stuffie.

But he says no... i have to take care of Anny and secure the house... alone... without the small one to bark along with me. And Anny doesn't bark very well. Well... i do hope grandpa will buy me lots of goodies and probably bring us some pictures to share with all of you. My grandpa does take some pretty awesome pictures.

Since grandpa is not around, we decided to take his old clunky out for a ride and finish up all his petrol. Both grandpa's and Anny's car are old clunkers. If you don't drive them at all for a few days, it probably won't start anymore.

And off we went in the heat of the midday sun in the clunker than clinks and clonks as it speeds away. Anny says she's taking me to a spanking new joint.

How long am i suppose to keep my eyes closed? Are we there yet? 

Can i open my peepers now? Are we there yet?

 

This is it? Do they have yummy nom noms there? Are we going in...? Are we?

Driving thruuuuuuuuuuu...
For the record... i was in my best behaviour and didn't bark at any of the service crew
Hope they packed an extra sundae for me for my good behaviour

We sure did get some yummy nom noms... 

this old clunker hasn't seen better smells since i came along...

What?? You want me to get into the bag?

How is that even possible?

Are you happy? Can i get my treat now?

A jumping jack in the bag of fries? WHAT?

You think i am some kinda clown?

 Are you happy now?

Being an only dog in the house is hard work sometimes. To get a decent treat, i got to perform like a circus clown. I know i love to do jumping jacks before a walkie... but this is taking jumping jacks too far. Jumping jacks in a bag of fries will just squish all the fries in the bag. Hope she's happy eating all the squishy fries.

Footnote: No Curly was hurt or injured in this post. 

No Curly was given any fries and nuggets too. *BOL* 

Dogs should only eat dog food.