Funny Doggie Quotes

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." -- Sigmund Freud

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -- Mark Twain

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." --Anonymous

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -- Josh Billings

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." -- Franklin P. Jones

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -- Ben Williams

"In dog years, I'm dead." -- Unknown