Such An Arse

Have you heard about 'ARSE-ICONS'? No? Well... here goes.

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb arse

My apologies to whomever who finds this offensive :) Hope this brings some smiles to your day. It did to mine. Thanks to you Anne Mathew. You never fail to bring laughter to my life. She just e-mooned me.

New Seat Belt Law by 2010

Something i got in the mail the other day. Its is good to share with all of you.

This becomes effective May 1, 2010. The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive Testing on a newly Designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95% when the belt is properly installed. Correct Installation is illustrated below...
 
THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!   

A Penny for Your Thoughts

Yes... i decided that today is a good time to write again. Well.. not exactly write but kind of give this blog an update else... urmm.. i'll LOSE MY RANKINGS! Not that i have any rankings in the first place *LOL* And not that i mind anyway.

Anyways... its been a week since i last posted something i received from the internet (yea.. i get lazy sometimes). I've been lying low as i was kind of busy clearing some work and helping sis get ready to go home. My sister, our lil Jaiboo and my dad flew off last weekend. Jaiboo is safe and sound back home with his dad who have missed him tremendously while Jai was here dancing to every sound that sounded like music.

I have a million thoughts in my head now. (not exactly a million.. hahhahaa..but that's how women think most of the time i think... yes.. think... thinking TOO MUCH) Oh.. this is a wonderful picture of how a woman's mind works. *LOL* I got it from my friends too. Guys will have a great laugh and yes.. we women have to take it with a pinch of salt :) It goes something like this...

Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well... it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done,
a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

Hopefully i don't offend anyone by the picture above. Well.. it did crack me up :)

We are going through some changes at the moment here at home. Changes are good. We learn to embrace changes with open arms. I don't really mind changes :) Things have to move on. We don't want to stay in a rut and be forever stuck in a safe environment.

I must be confusing all of you quite a bit. And that makes me a woman with a very happy active mind. *LOL* I'll try to post more in the next few days. We are going on the road again soon.

Dommy's all packed and ready to go. I just need to give him a shower first. *LOL*

Let me collect some of my thoughts and share it with you all later.

F in Exams

Some funnies came in from my office just now. How about some Thursday laughs?

Some of the best answers from exam papers in Britain :
Taken from "F In Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders" by Richard Benson

How Dinosaurs Became Extinct ^o^

picture credit unknown (thanks REGA)

Sometimes... you have a roadblock. And then... *beep* You've Got Mail! :)

Emails from the office are fillers for my otherwise pretty mundane life. Usually they send me funnies... other times its about parties they are going to have in the office and the food that will be available to tempt me on the next train to KL... hahahaa.. (Yes.. i miss the office life most of the times when its chocolate cake & food that is involved..)

When i have a lotta work, i am pretty much occupied till... urmm.. till the owls go hoot hoot in Nessa's house (very nice decals Ness!) When i have lotta work, i usually sleep like a big log with a mighty chainsaw sawing right through it till the morning. Yes.. i snore... sometimes when i am really tired. *LOL*

A very funny thing happen to me this morning. I was taking money out from the ATM. When it came to punching in the password code... suddenly i went blank. Zlitch. I stared blankly at the screen and completely forgot my code. hahhahahahhaaa... I only use this ATM card and the codes been the same for yearrrrrrrsssss... and i can't remember it. My mind was a total blank. Even an echoooo sounded in there :)

Ok.. i think i am seriously losing my memory slowly. I better start writing more on my notebooks :D Just in case my mind goes blank one day... i still have my memories in a notebook. But someone just might need to read it to me then.

For safety purposes... i better write my pin code number here... just in case i forget again. Someone from my blogging world can remind me then. Its... urmm.. err.. DANG! I have completely forgotten my code. I might just need to go to the bank and ask them for a new code soon.

In the meantime, i'll just live off my dad's pension and use up all his money while my money accumulates in the bank and becomes big one day :)

Naw! I am not that kind of person la.. hahhahahhaaa.. Gotcha there! My siblings would probably kill me if i live off my dad's pension. I did remember my pin after a good 3 mins. I have to start writing down things. I am committing too many codes, numbers and letters to memory.

If i lose my memory one day, remember to tell me that i was a Boo :D

Bark!

A funny from the office mail today :)

Golden Supaheroes

Monday is GONE :) What a day.

Here's what my friends from the office emailed to me bright and early yesterday to kick-start my Monday. Thanks Sumeeeeee :) Hope it will help you get through the week as it has got me thru my Monday with just a few bruises :D

urmm.. i do not know who to credit these pictures to but credit goes to whomever that owns the pictures. No hard feelings ya :) We all just need a few more laughs in our lives.

We are all gonna get there one day. So... leave them sour faces at home, grin... smile, have the donuts and the cupcakes ++ the cheese cakes or whatever you wanna eat and just be happy. Life is indeed very short. So make it fun and fantabulous and enjoy the ride with just a few rants to get by.

The email ended with this...

"Life is short, break the rules, forgive sooner, love with true love, laugh without control and always keep smiling."

Goodnite people.