Dear Nessa & Spiffy,

I don't really know how to tell you both this, I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg under the bus and I saw you pull the pants off of the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.

With tears of sadness,

Okkkkkkkk... i did laughed and enjoyed myself while doing this tag... errr.. but... err.. nevermind.. hahhahaa..

I dun know who to tag... as i have seen this in a lot of people's blog already.. just waiting for Bem to do this tag... err.. mebbe when Bain comes back... he would like to do this too.

Oraits everyone :) have fun with this funny tag :) and.. last but not least.. Nessa and Spiffy.. i am gonna get both of u.. *LOL* wait.. u both just wait..

*waves at Nessa & Spiffy with Mrs Spiff*

Here's how you do it:Dear (the person who tagged you),I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).(12), Name

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Christien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit onBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

10 woofs:

Nessa said...

The Convent Anny??? After what your dog did to your leg??!! Notty dog!

Garbage men huh, mebbe coz they have big arms?? LOL LOL LOL

Unknown said...

cave dwelling is kinda like away from the din.. hahhahaa.. next mebbe i'm gonna move into the convent.. *lol*

err.. its urs and Spiffy's dog.. hahahaahaha

"garbage" men can have very "deep" meanings.. hehehe.. this is sure fun.. but.. u both just wait..

Nessa said...

Urmmm... last time I checked I didn't have a dog. I have a cat now... hehehe

Spiff, The Spaceman said...

Gee, I didn't know I even had a dog and a cheeky one at that ... LOL!

Urmmm, I have no comments about garbage men though ... hehehe ...

And I don't have a cucumber fetishism ... hahaha!

Unknown said...

u habe a cat now? or the one on ur header? :) i did see one on ur new header :)

Unknown said...

err...its a virtual doggy spiffy.. hahahahahaha and dogs can b real cheeky.. some dogs pee on their owners legs.. to mark the owners *LOL* thank god both PP and Dommy didn't do it

err.. garbage men can be dangerously.. err.. bad.. err.. interesting.. thought proving.. err..

i m sure all of us could use some cucumbers in this hot weather.. hhahahaa.. cucumbers R cooling

bem69 said...

Wooohoo, well done Anny, tag them both, good tags ya.. hahah

Unknown said...

haha.. too late to tag them both cos both of them tag me first.. :D

heyo Bem... i just realised i lost some linky on my list ystr.. cos i did some refurbishment.. and lost a couple of links.. hehe.. now i got u back.. sorry :)

bem69 said...

Anny, no problems lah, you did a revamp of your blog right? Bertapa in cave and change layout ah?

Unknown said...

yea.. actually i was trying to change the template.. then kaboom! i lost all the stuffs on the right.. hahhaha.. but now i think i'll just keep it simple :)

cave dwelling is pretty good for tests and retests :p and free wifi in caves too.. hehe